kaun bada joke

Adhyapika: Batao Sachcha Deshbhakt Kaun Hota Hai?
Pappu: Jo English Toilet Seet Par Bhi Indian Stile Men Baitha Ho

Techer: Aaj Tumne Skool Der Se Aane Ka Kaun Sa Naya Bahana Socha Hai?
Pappu: Sorry Techer Aaj Main Itni Tej Daudakar Aaya Hun Ki Bahana Sochane Ka Mauka Hi Nahin Mila

Techer: Pappu Agar Pahada Yad Nahin Hai To Murga Ban Ja
Pappu: Sar Kaun Sa Sukha Ya Tari Wala

Pati: Main Tumhen Agale 1000 Varshon Tak Pyaar Karunga
Patni: Uske Baad Kaun Si Maa Ke Paas Jaane Ka Iraada Hai?

Duniya Me Wo Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Sabse Jayda Bar Fulti Hai Fir Bhi Uske Aakaar Men Koi Parivartan Nahin Hota?
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Bivi Ka Thobda!

Bahut Dinon Se Pati Ghar Se Gayab Tha Jab Wapas Lauta To Patni Boli "Aapke Gam Men Bimar Pad Gai Thi Agar Mar Jati To?"
Pati: To Main Kaun Sa Shamshan Ki Chabi Saath Le Gaya Tha?